everett true ([info]sad_professor) wrote,
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The "Uncommon Application"

without further ado, this year's Chicago essay questions. how could i not apply?

Essay Option 1

The instructor said,
Go home and write
a page tonight.
And let that page come out of you—
Then, it will be true.
—"Theme for English B" by Langston Hughes

Perhaps you recognize this poem. If you do, then your mind has probably moved on to the question the next line poses: "I wonder if it's that simple?" Saying who we are is never simple (read the entire poem if you need evidence of that). Write a truthful page about yourself for us, an audience you do not know—a very tall order. Hughes begins: "I am twenty-two, colored, born in Winston-Salem./I went to school there, then Durham, then here/to this college on the hill above Harlem./I am the only colored student in my class." That is, each of us is of a certain age and of a particular family background. We have lived somewhere and been schooled. We are each what we feel and see and hear. Begin there and see what happens.

Essay Option 2

University of Chicago alumna and renowned author/critic Susan Sontag said, "The only interesting answers are those that destroy the questions." We all have heard serious questions, absurd questions, and seriously absurd questions, some of which cannot be answered without obliterating the very question. Destroy a question with your answer.
Inspired by Aleksandra Ciric, Oyster Bay High School, Oyster Bay, New York

Essay Option 3

[a bunch of chinese letters] means "mind that does not stick."
—Zen Master Shoitsu (1202-80)

Essay Option 4

Superstring theory has revolutionized speculation about the physical world by suggesting that strings play a pivotal role in the universe. Strings, however, always have explained or enriched our lives, from Theseus's escape route from the Labyrinth, to kittens playing with balls of yarn, to the single hair that held the sword above Damocles, to the basic awfulness of string cheese, to the Old Norse tradition that one's life is a thread woven into a tapestry of fate, to the beautiful sounds of the finely tuned string of a violin, to the children's game of cat's cradle, to the concept of stringing someone along. Use the power of string to explain the biggest or the smallest phenomenon.
Inspired by Adam Sobolweski, Pittsford Mendon High School, Pittsford, New York

Essay Option 5

Take as a model the students who inspired Options 2 and 4 as you pose and respond to an uncommon prompt of your own. If your prompt is original and thoughtful, then you should have little trouble writing a great essay. Draw on your best qualities as a writer, thinker, visionary, social critic, sage, sensible woman or man, citizen of the world, or future citizen of the University of Chicago; take a little risk and have fun.

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  • 9 comments

[info]crazydiamond42

October 8 2005, 03:45:03 UTC 6 years ago

I thought the superstring question was on last years, too. I think I like #2 the best, though. UChicago is crazy.

[info]michimunkey

October 8 2005, 04:07:56 UTC 6 years ago

They're all the same prompt or question and that question is the same as the ones on any other application: write about yourself.

[info]sad_professor

October 9 2005, 03:39:27 UTC 6 years ago

yeah, go ahead and be cynical about it.

but you know this shit will inspire me to write a better essay than the douchey 'who are you' prompt, and that's what matters.

[info]thelmo

October 8 2005, 21:20:08 UTC 6 years ago

i just can't help myself from wondering what strange, strange piece of writing will be created when your very odd mind collides with these weird/awesome questions. shot reading your essay whether you like it or not.

[info]sad_professor

October 9 2005, 03:36:25 UTC 6 years ago

destroy a question with your answer.

heh.

heh heh.

heh.

[info]android1422

October 10 2005, 00:32:45 UTC 6 years ago

if you even think of destroying my question im gonna destroy you!! oh and dude don't do #3. i was at chiacago and one of the admissions people was like "don't do #3, its retarded" just giving you a heads up. and dude, just think how sick it would be if we got back together at UC i can't even find the words (oh and i think jeds applying too) coincidence...i think not fuckers!! all praise the god 14!! peace.

[info]sad_professor

October 10 2005, 05:44:44 UTC 6 years ago

haha and you know we'd make awesome roommates. except if you waste a year getting blown up in the fucking army, we'll end up all out of sync. know anything about yedidya's plans for that year?

[info]plesant_rose

October 20 2005, 12:59:46 UTC 6 years ago

i never told you how much i like your farewell mix. i am particularly fond of the live spoon song and the song by madness.

[info]sad_professor

October 23 2005, 04:17:14 UTC 6 years ago

i'm fond of it too! thank you.
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